Escape From Clowntown Swag
Tshirts, leggings, coffee cups and other fun weirdness.
SWAGGY STUFF
New Tshirts! 70s TV Detectives Using Social Media!
Wacky, ironic, and for the true fan of 1970s TV Detective Shows! Each design is one of the classic TV detectives using social media to post their gripes or reviews. Fans of Rockford, Kojack, Cannon, and McCloud will enjoy wearing this satire with pride.
These Unisex T-shirts are available in a variety of sizes and colors and the design is printed direct to film so that it is durable and bright. Want to get strangers to engage with you? Wear one of these Ts and let them read the humor. Fun times!
Monstrous Dog Prints and Stickers!
Get your bloody claws on this collection of Monster Mutt swag!
MONSTER ZEKE STICKER COLLECTION
Get all three of these monstrous Zeke doggie monster stickers for $10 (FREE shipping) Each sticker measures 3”x3” and is groovy enough to slap on any travel mug, laptop or skateboard! ORDER YOURS TODAY!
If you want a larger sticker check out this below:
Count Zekecula Stickers - 3”x3”,4”x4”, or 5”x5” vinyl stickers
Frankenstein's Monster Dog Unisex Organic Cotton Tshirt
Monster Dog Canvas Prints
A Limited Edition T-shirt Only for Paying Subscribers!
I will be making custom t-shirt designs in limited quantities and they’ll only be available to paying subscribers.
Subscribe now and get this limited edition T-shirt!
WARP 18 Swag!
Show just how warped you are as you blaze across life at light speed!
T-shirts Available for Purchase.
Others can buy the following T’s from RedBubble.
Leggings!
Show up to yoga class wearing these!
Travel Coffee Mug!
Let people know you love coffee waaaaay too much!
The Warp 18 Comforter!
Nothing says “Bedroom Hijinx Ninja” more than tossing this comforter on your crib!
Only Weirdos Become Artists!
Show your friends how much of a weirdo you truly are by wearing the this t-shirt emblazoned with the off-register Escape From Clowntown Mascots, The Schmuck Brothers.
