RFK Jr.'s Wheel of Excuses

RFK Jr. wants to gamify your next disease

Hey kids! If you live in one of those households where Mom and Dad think prayer and drinking lemon juice will cure your cancer, then I’ve got a game for you!

But in reality, we are quickly moving to a sad time where RFK Jr. and his anti-vaxxer MAHA minions’ idiocy will replace firearms, cancer, and suicide as the leading cause of death amongst children.

Every other day, a new misguided horror in healthcare is announced by Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s Department of Health and Human Services. This includes firing numerous HHS employees and defunding programs that were on the brink of significant discoveries. Additionally, there was the cancellation of the mRNA vaccination program, which puts us all at risk if the H5N1 bird flu were to jump to a pandemic level. As further proof of Kennedy’s dangerous double talk and charlatanism, he also claimed he’d find the cause of autism by September, but then dismissed the very team that was researching it!

Where once we had qualified health professionals and scientists working to cure and stem the spread of disease, we now have a misinformed pack of imbeciles who think everything originates from an imbalance of nutrition, or a dire need for raw meat smoothies.

My dear, departed mother, as the Head Nurse of a local hospital ER, dedicated her life to caring for people. If she were alive now, she’d be boiling mad at Junior for his ignorance and contempt of real science and medicine.

Perhaps that’s one of the reasons why I keep mocking him, to give me some solace in thinking that somewhere in the afterlife, my comics are keeping mom smiling, instead of bitching to St. Peter every other moment as to why “that jackass” hasn’t done himself in yet from all of his the raw milk drinking, sun burn tanning, bear meat eating or sewage swimming!

My guess is the only thing keeping RFK Jr. alive is the same blind, evil buffoonery that kept the quacks in the SS Medical Corp going, but as they met a grisly end, so too will RFK jr. and his minions.

My money is on a E. coli taking him out.