The Calendar of Dog Holidays

My dog presents you with a year end list of special days to keep in mind.

Happy New Year! (or close to it.)

Some people write up a top ten list of favorite things from the past year. Others write up resolutions for the year to come. Personally, I’d rather celebrate the new year like a small community bank from the mid-twentieth century.

Yes, indeed. Near the end of the year and for a few days after it, The Comedy Bank of Flynn will happily hand out this calendar to every customer who walks through the door.

But don’t expect The Comedy Bank of Flynn to underwrite your mortgage, unless of course you’ve found a home seller who’ll exchange their McMansion for a bundle of cheap laughs. In that case, we’re the bank for you!

Here, have a calendar.

*March 17th - Think about it.

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We hope you gathered enough cheap laughs from the above comic to open a savings account in The Comedy Bank of Flynn. While not FDIC insured, the interest rate is variable and only set by how much these laughs get spread around to the general public. The Comedy Bank of Flynn operates like an MLM (Multi-level Malarkey) scheme of Hilarity. That means the sky’s the limit! Act now to get your clown shoe in the door on this opportunity! No Har-dee-har-har is too big for our vault! Open your account today!

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OK…OK… Enough Schlitz and giggles. I want to honestly thank each and everyone of you for being a subscriber and for you patiently putting up with my creative nonsense each week.

I hope as we go into this new year that all of you have a year of bountiful wonder, excitement, enlightenment, love, and peace, especially peace.

Don’t forget to take a calendar on your way out the door.

Cheers,

Ed