The RFK Jr. Diary of the Scientific Method

A peek into the mind of the country's most dangerous health fraud.

An unmarked package in a plain brown wrapper was delivered to my mailbox yesterday. Inside it was the following diary with a unsigned sticky note attached which read, “I work at HHS and I’ve stolen this diary from RFK Jr.’s desk. I hope you can expose this mad imbecile to the public. I originally submitted it to ‘60 Minutes’ but they refused due to a cowardly fear of further Trump reprisals.”

Of course, being an impoverished cartoonist, my bank account offers only a measly bounty in any lawsuit. Therefore, I’m not burdened by such legal fears and will happily oblige the request of this anonymous and courageous HHS staffer.

Enjoy, dear reader.

The diary looked well worn and was stained in bear’s blood and heroin.

The first page of the horrors inside this diary.

This page was weirdly warm to the touch.

I’ll hand it to RFK Jr., he’s batshit crazy but his drawing skills are top notch!

I hear Elon tried this therapy while he was on Ketamine.

I had to check the diary for any signs of bookworms.

Parents of Autistic children have a damn good reason to keep the kids away from RFK Jr. and his insane theories!

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This is just a small sample of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s crackpot idiocy. If you want to see more of what’s inside this compendium of lunacy, let me know in the comments and I’ll get busy “scanning” more pages.¹

In the meantime, please remember to call your Representatives as much as possible to express your disgust with having an anti-vaxx nutjob fraud in charge of our country’s health agencies.

1. I could blather on endlessly with a written post on my absolute contempt and hatred for the imbecility that spews from RFK Jr. but obviously you more than likely share my sentiment so let us vent through my vicious cartooning talents.