The Wind in My Fur
My dog Zeke has a dream of one day driving himself to the dog park.
I have have a dog named Zeke. He’s 50% Chihuahua, 50% Parson Jack Russell and 1000% Insane Crumb Hunter.
He has an issue with mailmen and big fluffy dogs. The aggression towards mailmen is a standard requirement for doghood. As for fluffy dogs, it’s a combination of overt sexual fetish and a helping of “Fluff Envy,” similar to how bald guys dream of bei…
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