Comic: The Attractive Hat
A true story about the hazards of gardening
Here’s a 4 page comic inspired by an actual event which only could happen to my wife Deb, the ever so lovely comedic muse in my life.
Oh, that wacky Deb. Her exploits provide me with endless material.
Place Your Bets
Speaking of material, material wealth that is, I’m working on creating various prediction market bets, like on Kalshi, which friends and family can place to make loads of filthy lucre from the goofy actions that Deb and I tend to make during certain times of the year.
Here’s a handy cheat sheet for you.
The other bet not mentioned above, which I place on a weekly basis, is how many Substack users will unsubscribe from my newsletter. It’s amazing how much money I’ve made from that one!1
But let’s see how you do in guessing the results on this:
Have fun gamblers, and watch where you leave your hat!
I should be able to afford a used and soiled back issue of Cracked magazine in about 2 year’s time!
To be fair, in this part of the country, there are a lot of fucking idiot assholes out on the roads. Always love your comics!