Meanwhile, when we lived in a "rustic mountain cutie" in Boulder Creek, CA, a sweet young thing appeared on our doorstep on Christmas Eve afternoon to inspect the grey water system. She found a pipe from the house dribbling sudsy dishwater with a few macaronis mixed in at the mouth of it. I chuckled and said, "the squirrel love it." "I'll just bet they do," she said, baring her vampire fangs. We were ordered to dig a proper sump pit for the grey water. After that, we called her "Miss Christmas."
These had me laughing so hard, while alone in my studio, I think my children were worried they were going to have to get me in a straight jacket!
The Mary Shelly / King James Version crossover? Timeless.
So that's how you spell cum! Good to know.
Meanwhile, when we lived in a "rustic mountain cutie" in Boulder Creek, CA, a sweet young thing appeared on our doorstep on Christmas Eve afternoon to inspect the grey water system. She found a pipe from the house dribbling sudsy dishwater with a few macaronis mixed in at the mouth of it. I chuckled and said, "the squirrel love it." "I'll just bet they do," she said, baring her vampire fangs. We were ordered to dig a proper sump pit for the grey water. After that, we called her "Miss Christmas."
Coming down the chimney?!
Loved "Ugly Sweaters!" Made my day!
That was below the belt. Speaking of below the belt, what about all those elves? And vixen the reindeer?
Loved all the comics! but Santas part time job is just majestic!
Santa could also possibly work part time as a film critic: "This is the naughtiest film I've ever seen..."